Give me a quarter?

this is only free till the end of 2007 - so it’s even more important that you give us a quarter now instead of later

so i can get betterz at photography while drunk…… or just get drunk

bloomsday & stuff

seriosuly….. how many quarters did you all spend on this jack-ass….. next time you feel the urge to spend money on something like this - just go the extra yard and spend it on something completely worthless - like this site. At least we’re not frontin…..

But we promise to never play really shitty songs in an attempt to force you to pay us via the threat of continuing, like this asshole. We also won’t be a punk bitch that lets someone steal our damn shoes.

Only one day into our fledgling operation and we’ve already found out that the competition for quarter-hustling is stiffer than you could have ever imagined. PayPal already has a behind the scenes quarter hustling operation in effect and every time you send them a quarter that they’re supposed to give to us, THEY TAKE OUR DAMN QUARTER and call that shit a fee or some shit.

Boycott PayPal from now on. When you have quarters to spare, come only to us. They’re liars and cons and are trying to pretend like they aren’t even in the business while they pilfer quarters behind the scenes. Don’t let these crooks ruin us!

Soon you will be able to mail us quarters when we have enough quarters to open a PO box. Until then make sure to use GOOGLE to give us your quarters.

I welcome you to give me a quarter, that is.

Some people who ask you for change may say it’s for babies or something. Some might say they need food. Some people are especially bad liars and say it’s for disaster recovery and then they “mismanage” that monies in ways that seem to benefit them.

We here at Give Me A Quarter make no such promises and thusly will not ever deceive you with how your quarters (which should soon be ours) will be spent. I mean, we MIGHT spend it on a baby . . . or maybe just some hot-in-the-pants sexy lady who we want to call baby. We might spend it on food . . . or maybe booze. You know, the sort of food that gets you drunk.

I mean, come on man. You know you got a quarter to spare. Just give it to me.

its soon going to be a stream-lined quarter generating machine…..